melayneseahawk | So Going to Get Arrested

I met my Cecily today. And she's cute. As in "baby turtle cute now but will be otherwise cute in a few years." And I'm so going to get arrested. Because she's got to be like 13 or 14, which is much less than 16. Statutory rape can't be a good thing. I have to kiss this child. So going to get arrested. *slinks off*