Fic - "An Apple a Day: Day 1" or, why I am going to hell

[melayneseahawk]

loosely based on wtf27, prompt 025: Media Crossover (progress: 1/20)
also written for au100, prompt 001: Beginnings (progress: 6/50)
little damn table
half-sized damn table

wtf27 is a challenge where one writes 27 "crack!fic" using the prompts in the following table. "Crack!fic" is defined as fanfic utilizing rare pairings, strange crossovers, or odd subject matter written well. All prompts are defined on the challenge info page.

While this is a gen series, Jack/Daniel is implied and discussed. You no like, you no read. You have been warned. There will also be a totally gen version of this (for my brother, natch, who is my cartoon expert), but I won't post it unless people are interested.

This is a crossover fic, Stargate SG-1/Others. Full list (to date) can be found here.

"Mandy, I don’t think we’re in Endsville anymore."

(An Apple a Day: Day 1 | Prompt 025: Media Crossover | G | 948 words | 1 of 20)

Feedback is better than chocolate.

Day 2