At least I won't get caught in any lies I tell.

[melayneseahawk]

As promised, the answers to the Tell Me A Lie Poll:

for kashmir_ki_kali: Is the answer really 42?
No, it's 24. Douglas Adams was dyslexic.

for allandaros When will tomorrow die?
6:15 last Tuesday...Oops, you missed it.

for ibneko: Sex?
Yes?

for superboner: If you could repeat the experience of watching Melly be attacked by copulating bats, what (if anything) would you change, and would it still be as ridiculously funny?
How am I supposed to lie to that?! Ok, I'd want us to get hit by a car. Now that would have been hilarious! (dude, wtf?)

for despiojarse12: How do you make Jesus wafers?
1 part blood of a Christian baby, 2 parts Jesus, yeast, water (not wine), and 1 part fish; mix, bake in the fires of Hell, serve warm with communion wine and potato chips

for triannamaxwell: Do you love me?
Marry me and bear my children, baby.

for ib_nerd_06: What is the meaning of life?
Certainly not sex, drugs, and rock'n'roll. Thats stuff's for dirty hippie pinko commies.

for starkravingsane: What is the ultimate type of cookie?
I's have to go with pickle cookies. Mm, mm, vinegar and dill.

Dude, you people as awful questions. My God.

Missed out the first time? Post your questions in comments.

Also, take another stab at the Lyric Meme. You all can do better than that!

Comments

[superboner.livejournal.com]

i realize that i ask awful questions. i cannot help it.

do you still love me anyway?

[melayneseahawk.livejournal.com]

No, I hate you with every fibre of my being.

;)

[prionz-rok.livejournal.com]

Although it is quite late, my question still stands:
WTF, mates?

[melayneseahawk.livejournal.com]

Do expect me to answer that? Sheesh, you all ask awful questions.