No Love, I Tell You

[melayneseahawk]

Dear Certain Actors,

Overacting = bad.

If you're distracting me from line notes, you are overacting.

Overacting = bad.

kthnxbye,
Me

Dear Mental Health Services Receptionist,

I'm not an idiot, I'm just potentially insane. And I was on the phone with you for a good five minutes and didn't burst into tears. You "calm" voice was not appreciated.

No love,
Me

Dear Body,

So, when is Aunt Flo coming to visit? Make up your mind, please! The 3a cramps are not appreciated.

Seriously no love,
Me