highrise living for a joke like me

I won the battle with photobucket, so here's my picfor1000 fic for this year:

slash_100, prompt 084: High
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Also written for picfor1000, this image.

“The pink ones make me dopey and the green ones make me sleepy and the white ones make me sick.”

(Side Effects May Include | Prompt 084: High | PG | 1000 words)

Feedback is better than chocolate.

I seem to be mad prolific these days. Sweet

slash_100 prompt 007: Him (progress: 36/100)
also for au100 prompt 007: He (progress: 11/50)
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half-sized damn table

All around my hat,
I will wear the green willow
All around my hat,
For a twelvemonth and a day
And if anyone should ask me
The reason why I'm wearing it,
It's all for my true love,
Who is far, far away

(All Around My Hat | Prompt 007: Days | G | 2000 words)

Feedback is better chocolate.

slash_100, prompt 086: Circle (35/100)
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Art imitates life, that's all I can say. And before you ask, no, this is not an mpreg fic. (And those of you who know me well, if you get the secondary joke, please don't give if away.)

"Damn this thing to Netu."

(Women's Work | Prompt 086: Circle | PG-13 | 450 words)

Feedback is better than chocolate.

Oh, Vista, how I loathe you.

Tried to eat Firefox, but I found a way around it (here, about half-way down the page).

It won't let me into the innards of the file set-up. Dear piece of technology, I am smarter than you; stop assuming I'm an idiot.

And yes, it does "Cancel/Allow". I'm going to cry.

On the other hand, it's nice to be able to work without the cooling pad. And working arrow keys are the shit, no joke.

And there was fic, too.

slash_100, prompt 097: Writer's Choice (34/100)
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A bit of bribe fic for velvetcherri. Thanks, babe!

"You know, I’m really torn about that sweater."

(Sweater | Prompt 097: Writer's Choice | G | 200 words)

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Day 2 of the new regime modding of shanks_daily. Stargate really gives one a bondage kink, I swear.

Did wind up auditioning to be an extra for National Treasure 2. I don't care if everyone says it'll be fun; I feel dirty. :P Eh, whatever. That being said, I'm making you all see it if I do wind up being an extra in it. *evil laugh*

Spring Break starts on Friday. *continues counting down the days*

It's really starting to feel like spring. I'm so happy.

Oh, and there's fic, too.

slash_100, prompt 053: Fluff (33/100)
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International Fuzzy Bathrobe Day

I can’t believe him. The smug little bastard’s run off with my bathrobe.

(The Morning After | Prompt 053: Fluff | PG-13 | 548 words)

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slash_100, prompt 091: Epiphany (32/100)
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picfor1000, this image

“Golf?” Daniel asked again, incredulous. “You could do anything for as long as you want without having to worry about consequences, and you play golf?”

(Ab esse ad posse | Prompt 091: Epiphany | G | 1000 words)

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A/N: title translates to “from being to knowing” (Latin); spoilers for 4.03, 4.05, and 4.06

slash_100, prompt 051: Humor (31/100)
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Total crack. Blame this on my ANTH240 class and theemdash; I do. kashmir_ki_kali, don't read this, I'm too young to die.

“I love it when you talk dirty...rocks,” Jack said, voice overdramatic and breathy. “It really turns me on.”

(Provenience | Prompt 051: Humor | PG-13 | 264 words)

Feedback is better than chocolate.

(A/N: a definition of terms)

slash_100 prompt 019: Him (progress: 30/100)
also for au100 prompt 088: He (progress: 8/50)
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half-sized damn table

I'm jealous of your cigarette,
And the pleasure that you get from it,
And not me.

(Jealous of Your Cigarette | Prompt 019: Him | NC-17 | 6377 words)

Feedback is better chocolate.

slash_100, prompt 057: Christmas (progress: 29/100)
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The muse demanded a sacrifice: a bit of Christmas-themed fic.

"Mistletoe!"

(Alcoholic Eggnog Not Needed | Prompt 057: Christmas | PG | 200 words)

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slash_100 prompt 079: Confession
also for au100 prompt prompt 021: Friends

prequel to Parsley, Sage, Rosemary, and Thyme

You can run to me, you can laugh at me,
Or you can walk right out that door,
But I can't be your friend anymore.

(Can't Be Your Friend Anymore | Prompt 079: Confession | PG | 700 words)

slash_100 prompt 088: Lost (progress: 28/100)
also for au100 prompt 083: Lost (progress: 5/50)
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sequel to Can't Be Your Friend Anymore

Are you going to Scarborough Fair?
Parsley, sage, rosemary, and thyme
Remember me to one who lives there.
He once was a true love of mine.

(Parsley, Sage, Rosemary, and Thyme | Prompt 088: Lost | PG | 700 words)

Feedback is better chocolate.