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20/3/05 04:09 (UTC)
Having tasted your ketchup, my life has changed. I use it of course on meat and potatoes. But such is my addiction to it that I began the other day to use it on watermelon. You cannot imagine the taste! Tonight I will scrape away the caviar, as that dilutes the taste of W Ketchup. With all good wishes,
— William F. Buckley, Jr.

Yes, it really, really is real. All of it. Yayfor self-parody. Boofor stupidity.
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