Productivity and Jewish-Baby-Making
Wednesday, 7 September 2005 00:18![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
melayneseahawkFirst, posted a drabble series over at ![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-community.gif)
4am_slash. All necessary summaries, ratings, and disclaimers are over there. Go read if you swing that way.
Second, the text of a REAL E-MAIL send by the UMD Jewish Student Union:
...The Jewish Student Union is having a Freshmen Speeddating Event on Wednesday September 7th from 8-10 PM in the basement of Denton Hall.
What is speeddating, you might be asking?
Basically, you get to go on more dates in two hours than you probably went on throughout all of high school!
Aside from meeting that "special someone", you will also have the opportunity to meet other awesome Jewish freshmen!...
Heavens! I thought that the "meet nice Jewish boys, marry one, have nice Jewish babies" thing would end after I left my shul, but it's not! I feel even better about having gone to the Alliance meeting. *grin*
4am_slash. All necessary summaries, ratings, and disclaimers are over there. Go read if you swing that way.Second, the text of a REAL E-MAIL send by the UMD Jewish Student Union:
...The Jewish Student Union is having a Freshmen Speeddating Event on Wednesday September 7th from 8-10 PM in the basement of Denton Hall.
What is speeddating, you might be asking?
Basically, you get to go on more dates in two hours than you probably went on throughout all of high school!
Aside from meeting that "special someone", you will also have the opportunity to meet other awesome Jewish freshmen!...
Heavens! I thought that the "meet nice Jewish boys, marry one, have nice Jewish babies" thing would end after I left my shul, but it's not! I feel even better about having gone to the Alliance meeting. *grin*
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