Meme

1. Leave me a comment saying, "Interview me."
2. I will respond by asking you five questions. I get to pick the questions!
3. You will update your LJ with the answers to the questions.
4. You will include this explanation and an offer to interview someone else in the same post.
5. When others comment asking to be interviewed, you will ask them five questions.

The Keys to Your Heart

You are attracted to those who are unbridled, untrammeled, and free.

In love, you feel the most alive when your lover is creative and never lets you feel bored.

You'd like to your lover to think you are stylish and alluring.

You would be forced to break up with someone who was emotional, moody, and difficult to please.

Your ideal relationship is comforting. You crave a relationship where you always feel warmth and love.

Your risk of cheating is zero. You care about society and morality. You would never break a commitment.

You think of marriage something you've always wanted... though you haven't really thought about it.

In this moment, you think of love as something you thirst for. You'll do anything for love, but you won't fall for it easily.

What Are The Keys To Your Heart?

Meme

1. Leave me a comment saying, "Interview me."
2. I will respond by asking you five questions. I get to pick the questions!
3. You will update your LJ with the answers to the questions.
4. You will include this explanation and an offer to interview someone else in the same post.
5. When others comment asking to be interviewed, you will ask them five questions.

The Keys to Your Heart

You are attracted to those who are unbridled, untrammeled, and free.

In love, you feel the most alive when your lover is creative and never lets you feel bored.

You'd like to your lover to think you are stylish and alluring.

You would be forced to break up with someone who was emotional, moody, and difficult to please.

Your ideal relationship is comforting. You crave a relationship where you always feel warmth and love.

Your risk of cheating is zero. You care about society and morality. You would never break a commitment.

You think of marriage something you've always wanted... though you haven't really thought about it.

In this moment, you think of love as something you thirst for. You'll do anything for love, but you won't fall for it easily.

What Are The Keys To Your Heart?

Answers

Humza's Questions:
1. a) You miss the original interview post b) You'll post it on the degenerate "xanga." Give me two reasons why I shouldn't smite you for your impertinence.
   For starters, I don't know any better. Secondly, you want me around to keep you company at UMD.
2. What book are you doing for your end-of-the-year English thing?
   Brideshead Revisited. I should start that. . .
3. I almost typed "book" in the above post as "Bok." Who is Bok? No Googling allowed.
   Bok is an interstellar chicken. It is fortold that she will consume the universe at the End of Days and the egg she lays will be the universe made anew.
4. Have you played a game of PARANOIA? If yes, why didn't you report your treasonous actions to Friend Computer? If no, why haven't you reported this treasonous action to Friend Computer?
   I have never played Paranoia because SCHEDULES HATE ME!
5. Why were the Jedi so stupid as to bring up the "boy who will bring balance to the Force" when they were, y'know, more abundant than evil Sith lords?
   Because Lucas needed the money.

Sam's Questions:
1. What sort of acting do you intend to do?
   Musical theatre was my original goal, but now I'm thinking I can get
2. What elates you?
   Mm. A good book? No, really, probably opening night, when the curtain opens the first time and the lights come up. It's just. . .I don't know. Amazing? 's hard to convey to the laymen, ja?
3. If you were alone on a desert island, after a nuclear blast had destroyed the majority of the world, and you had to help continue the human race, who would you pick (or combinations) to have a kid with: Bill Gates or Pobiedonovstev or Leopold II of Belgium or Lev Bronstein (Trotsky)?
   I'm thinking either Bill or Trotsky, but you give me crap-tacular options. Please tell me sex would not be involved.
4. What is the original name of the musical piece on the soundtrack to the opening of 2001?
   "Thus Spake Zarathustra" (Also sprach Zarathustra) by Richard Strauss
5. What's the origin of the name Ilana? There is something very jewish about it and its variations.
   'Ilana' is actually the most "accurate" of the variations (ha!). In Hebrew, 'ilana' is a word for tree. It is usually used in the plural ('ilanot') in prayer, i.e. the prayers for the Jewish new year of the trees (Tu Bishvat).

Answers

Humza's Questions:
1. a) You miss the original interview post b) You'll post it on the degenerate "xanga." Give me two reasons why I shouldn't smite you for your impertinence.
   For starters, I don't know any better. Secondly, you want me around to keep you company at UMD.
2. What book are you doing for your end-of-the-year English thing?
   Brideshead Revisited. I should start that. . .
3. I almost typed "book" in the above post as "Bok." Who is Bok? No Googling allowed.
   Bok is an interstellar chicken. It is fortold that she will consume the universe at the End of Days and the egg she lays will be the universe made anew.
4. Have you played a game of PARANOIA? If yes, why didn't you report your treasonous actions to Friend Computer? If no, why haven't you reported this treasonous action to Friend Computer?
   I have never played Paranoia because SCHEDULES HATE ME!
5. Why were the Jedi so stupid as to bring up the "boy who will bring balance to the Force" when they were, y'know, more abundant than evil Sith lords?
   Because Lucas needed the money.

Sam's Questions:
1. What sort of acting do you intend to do?
   Musical theatre was my original goal, but now I'm thinking I can get
2. What elates you?
   Mm. A good book? No, really, probably opening night, when the curtain opens the first time and the lights come up. It's just. . .I don't know. Amazing? 's hard to convey to the laymen, ja?
3. If you were alone on a desert island, after a nuclear blast had destroyed the majority of the world, and you had to help continue the human race, who would you pick (or combinations) to have a kid with: Bill Gates or Pobiedonovstev or Leopold II of Belgium or Lev Bronstein (Trotsky)?
   I'm thinking either Bill or Trotsky, but you give me crap-tacular options. Please tell me sex would not be involved.
4. What is the original name of the musical piece on the soundtrack to the opening of 2001?
   "Thus Spake Zarathustra" (Also sprach Zarathustra) by Richard Strauss
5. What's the origin of the name Ilana? There is something very jewish about it and its variations.
   'Ilana' is actually the most "accurate" of the variations (ha!). In Hebrew, 'ilana' is a word for tree. It is usually used in the plural ('ilanot') in prayer, i.e. the prayers for the Jewish new year of the trees (Tu Bishvat).