I Want a Divorce

I entered into this relationship under false pretenses. I gave myself, and my money, to you because I thought you wanted me as I was, and could provide me with what would make me happy. But the minute the honeymoon was over, you told me the truth: you expect me to work my ass off to make you happy, and you're giving me nothing in return. You're an abusive SOB, and I can't really take you to court or anything.

You, of course, would the University of Maryland, College Park, specifically the Theatre Department.

I Want a Divorce

I entered into this relationship under false pretenses. I gave myself, and my money, to you because I thought you wanted me as I was, and could provide me with what would make me happy. But the minute the honeymoon was over, you told me the truth: you expect me to work my ass off to make you happy, and you're giving me nothing in return. You're an abusive SOB, and I can't really take you to court or anything.

You, of course, would the University of Maryland, College Park, specifically the Theatre Department.