Why Penguins Have Short Legs (and other such silliness)

All of Saturday's snow that melted on Sunday froze overnight, so the campus is icy where they didn't move all the snow or salt beforehand. Thus, most of the back paths are solid sheets of ice in varying thickness, often with a layer of sandy slush on top (some braintrust decided to salt and sand after everything froze). Decided last night, on the trip back from the Diner, that the reason penguins evolved all but legless is because long stride + ice = bad idea. Continued to ponder this between classes today, and when I wasn't paying attention I stepped on a sheet of ice, slipped, and landed on my non-padded arse. Ah, irony, how I have missed you.

Also, since when is something spelled Taliaferro pronounced Toliver? WTF, Britons, wtf?

Also again, I really don't like being used as an example of a certain anthropological concept. Not fun, that

So, for the Shakespeare Fest this weekend, should I take the second part of the acting workshop, or the workshop on playing the Shakespearean fool? Votes, please.

Why Penguins Have Short Legs (and other such silliness)

All of Saturday's snow that melted on Sunday froze overnight, so the campus is icy where they didn't move all the snow or salt beforehand. Thus, most of the back paths are solid sheets of ice in varying thickness, often with a layer of sandy slush on top (some braintrust decided to salt and sand after everything froze). Decided last night, on the trip back from the Diner, that the reason penguins evolved all but legless is because long stride + ice = bad idea. Continued to ponder this between classes today, and when I wasn't paying attention I stepped on a sheet of ice, slipped, and landed on my non-padded arse. Ah, irony, how I have missed you.

Also, since when is something spelled Taliaferro pronounced Toliver? WTF, Britons, wtf?

Also again, I really don't like being used as an example of a certain anthropological concept. Not fun, that

So, for the Shakespeare Fest this weekend, should I take the second part of the acting workshop, or the workshop on playing the Shakespearean fool? Votes, please.