ARGH

Dear Body,

So, you knew we had a doctor's appointment today. A gynecology appointment, no less. Wherein we were going to talk to the doc about putting us on yummy painkillers for those cramps and about the possibility of a referral to a sex therapist so we can get that other thing looked at. Remember all this?

Ah, I see you do.

So, then why in the name of all that's unholy did you decide that today had to be the day that Aunt Flo would come to visit? Seriously, what the fuck?

(And remember the plans we'd made for Wednesday that would likely involve getting naked and horizontal? Well, that part sure as hell isn't happening now. Good job.)

I'm not speaking to you right now.

No love,
Me

ARGH

Dear Body,

So, you knew we had a doctor's appointment today. A gynecology appointment, no less. Wherein we were going to talk to the doc about putting us on yummy painkillers for those cramps and about the possibility of a referral to a sex therapist so we can get that other thing looked at. Remember all this?

Ah, I see you do.

So, then why in the name of all that's unholy did you decide that today had to be the day that Aunt Flo would come to visit? Seriously, what the fuck?

(And remember the plans we'd made for Wednesday that would likely involve getting naked and horizontal? Well, that part sure as hell isn't happening now. Good job.)

I'm not speaking to you right now.

No love,
Me