Go and drown yourself.

Dear kashmir_ki_kali:

I don't really know how to tell you this, but you're a pervert. I think I realized it when I tripped on sesame seeds outside of Chicago and I saw you sit on my John F. Kennedy-statue. I'm sure you're ashamed enough to understand how awful I've felt. I'm returning your memories from the military service to you, but I'll keep the results of your blood-sample as a memory. You should also know that I never openly mocked the apartment building.

Greetings to your freaky family,
melayneseahawk

( Meme Rules )

Heh, that was fun.

Also, I am still collecting donations for the Blood, Sweat, and Gears Ride, and I now know that my Paypal master plan is successful. More info here. As an added bonus, people who donate will get a blackmail-worthy photo of me in full biking regalia. Act now while supplies last! /infomercial

And there will be cookie recipes later, since I've been baking like a mad thing.

Go and drown yourself.

Dear kashmir_ki_kali:

I don't really know how to tell you this, but you're a pervert. I think I realized it when I tripped on sesame seeds outside of Chicago and I saw you sit on my John F. Kennedy-statue. I'm sure you're ashamed enough to understand how awful I've felt. I'm returning your memories from the military service to you, but I'll keep the results of your blood-sample as a memory. You should also know that I never openly mocked the apartment building.

Greetings to your freaky family,
melayneseahawk

( Meme Rules )

Heh, that was fun.

Also, I am still collecting donations for the Blood, Sweat, and Gears Ride, and I now know that my Paypal master plan is successful. More info here. As an added bonus, people who donate will get a blackmail-worthy photo of me in full biking regalia. Act now while supplies last! /infomercial

And there will be cookie recipes later, since I've been baking like a mad thing.