Letter from the Editor
Monday, 9 February 2009 06:13Dear Brain,
Thank you for not letting me sleep last night.
Blearly yours,
Me
Dear Left Wrist,
Sorry, kiddo, not your turn. Shut up. Your timeshare starts after the show.
Threatening needles,
Me
Dear Any Number of People,
If you do not return my phone calls, I will be displeased. And you won't like me when I'm displeased.
Investing in Green Face Paint,
Me
Hmm, I wonder what would happen if I were to lay down now (wet hair and all, but oh, it felt good to take shower that was hot) for a few hours. I'm sure someone would call.
Thank you for not letting me sleep last night.
Blearly yours,
Me
Dear Left Wrist,
Sorry, kiddo, not your turn. Shut up. Your timeshare starts after the show.
Threatening needles,
Me
Dear Any Number of People,
If you do not return my phone calls, I will be displeased. And you won't like me when I'm displeased.
Investing in Green Face Paint,
Me
Hmm, I wonder what would happen if I were to lay down now (wet hair and all, but oh, it felt good to take shower that was hot) for a few hours. I'm sure someone would call.
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