Happiness Meme: Day 2

[melayneseahawk]

explanation

DAY TWO
Whenever I have a bad day at work, I think of this list (stolen from fiareynne and adjusted slightly):

Reasons to Sleep With a Barista

• We're used to whipped cream.
• We make everything extra hot.
• We know how to keep you up in the morning.
• We won't fall asleep afterward.
• We know how to make anyone smile.
• We initiate conversations.
• We thank and worship you over and over, even if we know you don't deserve it!
• Even if sometimes it may only last 10 seconds, you know it's the best damn one you've ever had.
• Nobody grinds like we do.
• You ALWAYS find chocolate, whipped cream, caramel, or some other deliciousness on some part of our body.
• We give you enough cream so you won't complain.
• We stay fresh for an hour and only need 4 minutes to get ready to go again.
• We will always give you stuff that you LOVE to slurp and swallow.
• If we don't give it to you like you want it, we'll keep trying until we make you happy.
• When we're ready to give it to you, we scream for you no matter how many people are in the room.
• If giving you what you want is too much for one of us to handle, we'll ask someone else to help. (And sometimes we do things that require another person.)
• We're all cross trained to work in any position.
• We can use both hands to multitask.
• If you leave dissatisfied, we give it to you for free next time.
• We eliminate the need to do it yourself at home.
• WE DO IT ON THE BAR!!