Whee, Cyrano!

[melayneseahawk]

Update to the writing journal (link in the sidebar). The newest story of mine is drivel, but read everything else; they're worth it.

And now, meme spam!

i. Fishing for compliments
One little compliment can make you feel amazing. So give me a compliment, anything in the entire world, even that my shoelaces are pretty. Put this in your journal. And once you get some comments, put that entry in a memory or tag and when you are feeling down, just go to that entry and this will remind how great you are.

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ii. One line stories!
Name a pairing (that I'm familiar with, in a fandom I'm familiar with*) and I will write one** line of a story for it.

*if you don't know which ones I know/prefer, do ask
**for various values of "one" as the mood strikes me.

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iii. icon text meme
All the text on my icons (including the ones that are yet to be on LJ):

1. severus snape is having a bad day


2. books + chocolate = my kind of man


3. unregistered animagus


4. albus dumbledore: cunning manipulator or benevolent crazy?


5. the golden trio


6. he loved men. oh, and conquered the known world.


7. and don't apologize. every time i try to talk to someone its 'sorry this' and 'forgive me that' and 'i'm not worthy'.


8. in the frozen land of nador, they were forced to eat robin's minstrels. and there was much rejoicing.


9. i have stood on the shoulders on giants.


10. your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.


11. gone to play poker. be back when i run our of clothes. -- your muse


12. they save the world. be afraid. be very afraid.


13. my fandom cares...more than it should...


14. the wild daniel jackson scents coffee


15. geek


16. my otp is canon


17. your utter stupidity continues to astonish me


18. for all your creative needs


19. ha! the joke's on you! my pawns have declared a democracy, thus making my king no more important than any other piece! you cannot win until you have destroyed all of my pieces!


20. author's note: let this be a lesson to everyone...girls are scary and often violent. do not piss them off.


21. are you crazy? have you every heard 'never get involved in a land war in asia'?


22. my muse is loafing.


23. wait. what's my motivation?


24. some days it's so cool to be me.


25. coulrophobia bites


26. i swear i didn't touch anything.


27. here we stand, unafraid of the future.


28. severus snape brews glory. oddly enough, it tastes like coffee.


29. harry/ginny: childhood crushes never really go away.


30. i hate mondays.


31. james/lily: he had to grow up eventually


32. j.k.r. sunk my ship: need a lifeboat please


33. moony, wormtail, padfoot, and prongs


34. remus/sirius: because it's practically canon anyway


35. one true pairing


36. otp


37. mental health is overrated


38. perchance to dream


39. pick a card, any card


40. fear the pout


41. pretty as a painting


42. proud to be a thespian


43. someone call for an impoverished, bespectacled sex god? i am remus lupin.


44. research!!


45. ron/hermione: because i've actually read the books


46. bookworms will rule the world (after we finish the background reading).


47. how can someone work so hard at being so lazy? it's an art.


48. smart girls have more fun.


49. hermione granger: smart is sexy


50. it is a tangled web we weave


51. the terror alert has been raised to rainbow. there are gay people everywhere!


52. thalia: muse of comedy


53. j.k.r. sunk my ship: remus is too old, too poor, too dangerous, and too gay!


54. closet werewolf


55. we are shaped by who we love


56. what does god need with a starship?


57. all in a day's work for a wench

Wow, that's a lot.

Oh, and I know nothing about the musical Cyrano, but the "Nose Song" is perfect!