letters to the *cough* editor
Saturday, 14 January 2006 03:03![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
melayneseahawkDear Brain,
I can only handle one of the following at a time: insomnia; crazy dreams; or over-thinking when I try to write. Please make up your mind (no pun intended) and get back to me about your final choice. I can evict you, yanno.
No love,
me
Dear Muse,
You are my muse, wench, I am not your writer. I say please and thank you. I listen to you. I write what you tell me to write, even if it's not what I'm supposed to be writing. But it's worst when I have a deadline and you don't say anything. Talk to me more often, please?
Begging here,
me
Dear Uterus, et al,
Make up your minds, damn you! Cramps and then nothing for a while will not make me happy! No cookie for you.
Seriously no love,
me
Brain,
What did I tell you about the insomnia thing?
me
I can only handle one of the following at a time: insomnia; crazy dreams; or over-thinking when I try to write. Please make up your mind (no pun intended) and get back to me about your final choice. I can evict you, yanno.
No love,
me
Dear Muse,
You are my muse, wench, I am not your writer. I say please and thank you. I listen to you. I write what you tell me to write, even if it's not what I'm supposed to be writing. But it's worst when I have a deadline and you don't say anything. Talk to me more often, please?
Begging here,
me
Dear Uterus, et al,
Make up your minds, damn you! Cramps and then nothing for a while will not make me happy! No cookie for you.
Seriously no love,
me
Brain,
What did I tell you about the insomnia thing?
me
