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Ok, iTunes, let's see if you are of the oracular bent. (Yes, it's supposed to just be the iPod, but the shuffle is tiny.)

Directions:
1. Put your music player on shuffle.
2. Copy down each song as the answer for the next question. Feel free to skip songs without lyrics.
3. Use the song title and lyrics to answer the questions
4. Tag 5 people. I tag you all! *evil laugh*
5. Bold the questions and with the answers, give your own comments on how it relates to the questions.

How are you feeling today?
"Adelaide's Lament" ~ Guys and Dolls
Apparently, my wrist, heart condition, and neck pain are all in my mind.

Will you get far in life?
"Someday You Might Love Me" ~ Zanna, Don't
Oh, ouch. Poor unappreciated me.

How do your friends see you?
"No One is Alone" ~ Into the Woods
Aw, I love you guys, too.

Will you get married?
"Emma's Reasons" ~ Jekyll & Hyde
Yes, but to a mad scientist who will try to kill me. At least it's for love!

What is your best friend's theme song?
"You're the Top" ~ De-Lovely
Too true, babe.

What is the story of your life?
"It's a Hard-Knocked Life" ~ Annie
Ouch again. I didn't think it was that bad, really...

What was high school like?
"As Cool As I Am" ~ Dar Williams
Apparently, the iPod thinks I was a lesbian even before I came out.

How can you get ahead in life?
"It's De-Lovely" ~ De-Lovely
By marrying for love. Odd.

What is the best thing about your friends?
"Brothers in a Hotel Bed" ~ Death Cab for Cutie
You'll love me no matter what? Aww, you guys rock.

What is in store for this weekend?
"What Happens When the Heart Just Stops" ~ The Frames
Heartbreak and apathy. Yay?

To describe your grandparents?
"Losin' You (Might Be the Best Thing Yet)" ~ The Nitty Gritty Dirt Band
Oh, you evil little machine.

How is your life going?
"Dream a Little Dream of Me" ~ The Mamas & The Papas
A little lonely, it seems.

What song will they play at your funeral?
"Perhaps, Perhaps, Perhaps" ~ Cake
An enigma to the end.

How does the world see you?
"I Remember It Well" ~ Gigi
Forgetful and lecherous? Oh dear.

Will you have a happy life?
"Finale B" ~ Rent
Only if I have a near-death experience first. Hmm.

What do your friends really think of you?
"I Really Like Him" ~ Man of La Mancha
I'm nuts, but you like me anyway. Aww, I think?

Do people secretly lust after you?
"Some Enchanted Evening" ~ South Pacific
Most definitely. Sweet!

How can I make myself happy?
"Happy New Year" ~ Rent
Anarchy! Fighting the man! Alcohol and transvestites!

What should you do with your life?
"Baby, Talk to Me" ~ Bye Bye Birdie
Fall in love, write music for a pop star, or become a back-up singer. Not sure.

Will you ever have children?
"Gaston" ~ Beauty and the Beast
Maybe, but they'll be bastards. Remove my uterus now, I will not give birth to the next generations of Populars.

Well, that was fun.

So, here's how it works: feel free to do the meme if you want, but comment here with a question for the oracle. Once I have a few, I will put the iTunes on shuffle and see what it says!
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