Argh.

[melayneseahawk]

I need to get laid.

That is all.

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[sid]

You know what's good for that?

Porn.

*hugs*

[allandaros.livejournal.com]

Heh. Join the club. :P

[melayneseahawk.livejournal.com]

Porn just makes me depressed.

[melayneseahawk.livejournal.com]

I am totally not having this conversation with you, for fear of scarring myself for life. :P

[kashmir-ki-kali.livejournal.com]

Something battery operated for the time being?

[sid]

Yeah, I actually just read a great story and skipped over all the lovely porn. *sighs* Menopause sucks - I want my horny hormones back!

[melayneseahawk.livejournal.com]

Alas, I wish it were that easy.

[littpiski.livejournal.com]

go to a bar, get a beer and act like you don't want to talk to anyone. that's what you told me a few months ago. =)

[melayneseahawk.livejournal.com]

Ha, you're totally right.