Oh, the Irony! Oh, the Humanity!

[melayneseahawk]

Starbucks called today and wanted to know if I was still looking for a job. *dies* I had to tell them I'd have less than one month to work there, so they were out of luck. *hums Alanis Morissette's "Ironic"*

Hour-a-day writing is a wonderful thing. The keyfic is up to 5394 words, and it's more than half-way done. *does a productivity dance*

And, to amuse myself,

Goth--
Do you wear black eyeliner?: sometimes
Do you own any black clothing?: YES!
Do you think about death often?: no
Do you want to die?: eventually, but not for a long time yet, thank you
Are you a social outcast?: no more than anyone else is
Are you pale?: I glow in the dark, to
Do you like Hot Topic?: yes
Total YES: 3.5

--Skater Punk--
Can you skateboard?: no
Do you wear Vans?: no
Do you do stupid stuff with your friends?: periodically
Do you listen to punk bands: no
Do you have any piercings?: no
Do you wear mohawks?: no
Total YES: .5

--Prep--
Do you say the word "like": not so much
Do you shop at Abercrombie and Fitch?: never
Are the A&F models hot?: wouldn't know, haven't looked
Rock music is bad, right?: hell no
Do you want to be in a sorority/fraternity?: Goddess forbid
Into jocks/popular girls?: not especially
Are/were you a cheerleader?: no
Total YES: 0

--Hippie--
Is your hair long?: yes
Are you a vegetarian?: I guess so
Do you own a tye~dye shirt?: yes
Do you want peace?: who doesn't?
Do you want to save the animals?: yes
Do you think the war is unneccesary?: YES!
Total YES: 6

--Gangsta--
Are you from the ghetto?: to quote Loki, "Wheaton represent!"
Do you own "bling bling"?: no
Do you wear do-rags?: no
Do you like hip-hop?: not really
Was Tupac truly the greatest rapper in the world?: gah
Do you like afros?: no
Have you ever said 'fo shizzle'?: no
Total YES: 1

--Emo--
Do you cry often?: only when ther's a reason
Do you have an acoustic guitar?: yes
Are you emotional?: yes
Do you like soft music: sometimes
Do people not understand you?: do you?
Do you write your own songs?: for music class, yes. . .
Is your hair dyed dark?: no
Do you cut?: me + pain = bad shit
Total YES: 3

--Jock--
you play sports?: no
Are they important to you?: not really
Do you pick on the geeky kids?: no
Do you like football?: no
Were you considered a bully by anyone?: no
was the person you bullied a total dork?: no
Total YES: 0

--Surf Bum--
Do you surf?: no
Do you wear flip flops year-round?: no
Is your hair shaggy? no
Do you wake up at 6 or before every morning?: yes, and I blame high school
Do you own any pairs of shorts?: yes, but I don't wear them much
Are you tan?: no
Total YES: 1.5

--Geek--
Do you wear glasses?: yes
Do you get good grades?: I used to, before IB killed me
Do you use an inhaler?: yes
Do you stick pens and calculators into your shirt pockets?: pants pockets, yes
Are you on the computer often?: all the time
Do you ever get picked on?: long time ago, yeah
Total YES: 6

And this makes me a hippie geek (or geek hippie, either one), with leanings towards goth-ness and emo-ness. Who would have guessed it?

Comments

[superboner.livejournal.com]

LOL, i got a call from borders a few days ago. and same problem with only a month left...*sigh* the irony, indeed.

and i'll catch you tomorrow sometime. of course. *wink*

[melayneseahawk.livejournal.com]

I'm looking forward to it!

[miikarin.livejournal.com]

Yay Keyfic! XD... I noticed that Tenchi already e-mailed you about that. >.> Meh. We're behind, and I don't have as much excuse. >.> Oh dear, people are waiting to own. Gotta run! I'm late, I'm late, for a very important date!