So Going to Get Arrested

[melayneseahawk]

I met my Cecily today. And she's cute. As in "baby turtle cute now but will be otherwise cute in a few years." And I'm so going to get arrested. Because she's got to be like 13 or 14, which is much less than 16. Statutory rape can't be a good thing. I have to kiss this child. So going to get arrested. *slinks off*

Comments

[miikarin.livejournal.com]

Ehdeh? I don't get the allusion. Who's Cecily?

*laughs at cartoon*

(Oh, before you go thinking I'm some total random stranger, I know you through keyfiction. Can't wait to see what you do with the Atlantis Key!)

[allandaros.livejournal.com]

"Statutory rape can't be a good thing. I have to kiss this child. So going to get arrested."

Sketchy much?

[starkravingsane.livejournal.com]

Ilana, do we need to go through Maryland's sex offense penal code again? :-P