You Know You've Been in Rehearsals Too Long When...

[melayneseahawk]

• you can recite along to every scene without usage of a script


• the actors have stopped making new mistakes, though they have a note on every line


• thoughtlessly, you describe your duties as "chasing skirts all night", without meaning innuendo


• you have the closet layout memorised


• you've gotten used to eating dinner at 4:30p and 11p


• Crucible: the Musical sounds like a damn good idea

In other news, I think I solved the Art issue by accident; we were talking about something, and somehow we got onto the topic of my age, which ended with my fellow ASM, one of the ADs, and Art guessing my age. Hopefully, the six year age difference will make Brad my only problem.

In totally unrelated news, I think it's time I comment on the whole Muhammad cartoon/Danish embassy situation. In my usual style, I present two political cartoons that perfectly express my opinion:





That is all.

Comments

[lannamichaels]

So, wait, were you chasing skirts in general, in a skirt-wrangler kind of way? Because that would be a cool addition to the Crucible.

[melayneseahawk.livejournal.com]

In a "Don't eat in your rehearsal skirt, you should know better" kind of way.

[lannamichaels]

o.O What are rehearsal skirts made out of?

[melayneseahawk.livejournal.com]

Normal materials, we just can't get them dirty.

[kashmir-ki-kali.livejournal.com]

That was the news story I presented to my french class on Tuesday. Today my writing teacher came in with a NYT article that said Iran is holding an international contest for who can draw the best mockery of the Holocaust. Is it only in politics that logic becomes fucked up?

[melayneseahawk.livejournal.com]

Politics and relationships, though some might argue that they're the same thing.