Saturday, 14 January 2006

melayneseahawk: (overrated)
Dear Brain,

I can only handle one of the following at a time: insomnia; crazy dreams; or over-thinking when I try to write. Please make up your mind (no pun intended) and get back to me about your final choice. I can evict you, yanno.

No love,
me

Dear Muse,

You are my muse, wench, I am not your writer. I say please and thank you. I listen to you. I write what you tell me to write, even if it's not what I'm supposed to be writing. But it's worst when I have a deadline and you don't say anything. Talk to me more often, please?

Begging here,
me

Dear Uterus, et al,

Make up your minds, damn you! Cramps and then nothing for a while will not make me happy! No cookie for you.

Seriously no love,
me

Brain,

What did I tell you about the insomnia thing?

me
melayneseahawk: (overrated)
Dear Brain,

I can only handle one of the following at a time: insomnia; crazy dreams; or over-thinking when I try to write. Please make up your mind (no pun intended) and get back to me about your final choice. I can evict you, yanno.

No love,
me

Dear Muse,

You are my muse, wench, I am not your writer. I say please and thank you. I listen to you. I write what you tell me to write, even if it's not what I'm supposed to be writing. But it's worst when I have a deadline and you don't say anything. Talk to me more often, please?

Begging here,
me

Dear Uterus, et al,

Make up your minds, damn you! Cramps and then nothing for a while will not make me happy! No cookie for you.

Seriously no love,
me

Brain,

What did I tell you about the insomnia thing?

me
melayneseahawk: (hysteria)
when, in coversation, you say that it's obvious that your father is male because of the mustache and your mother says "among other things" with a singularly wicked look on her face. Oh dear God, I am traumatised for life. This isn't supposed to happen after you're about 14. Ugh!

In other news, I still don't like Cam Mitchell, but Daniel makes me squee. Actually, that's not news at all, is it?
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melayneseahawk: (hysteria)
when, in coversation, you say that it's obvious that your father is male because of the mustache and your mother says "among other things" with a singularly wicked look on her face. Oh dear God, I am traumatised for life. This isn't supposed to happen after you're about 14. Ugh!

In other news, I still don't like Cam Mitchell, but Daniel makes me squee. Actually, that's not news at all, is it?
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