Friday, 9 January 2009

melayneseahawk: (abandon hope)
I should have more detail about that cryptic thing tonight.

Over-Complicated To-Do List of Doom, Day 2
~ meals
~~ breakfast
~~ lunch
~~ dinner
~ phone calls
~~ kaiser re: GYN delayed
~~ return call from kelly
~~ return call from aetna lady
~ e-mail
~~ stephen
~~ casts re: programs
~~ wildwood re: stage management position
~ draft
~~ ending for steampunk fic
~~ drabbles xgod-only-knows
~~ wcs x2
~~ feature
~~ letter to conley
~ post
~~ happy things day 2
~~ house update
~~ life update/resolutions
~ housework
~~ vacuum bedroom
~~ fold laundry
~ stare at the [community college] application until my head explodes delayed because I don't feel like having to clean up brain matter
~ first appointment with medicating psychiatrist: 3:30p
~ Bed, Bath, and Beyond run w/fam
~ dinner w/fam
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melayneseahawk: (abandon hope)
I should have more detail about that cryptic thing tonight.

Over-Complicated To-Do List of Doom, Day 2
~ meals
~~ breakfast
~~ lunch
~~ dinner
~ phone calls
~~ kaiser re: GYN delayed
~~ return call from kelly
~~ return call from aetna lady
~ e-mail
~~ stephen
~~ casts re: programs
~~ wildwood re: stage management position
~ draft
~~ ending for steampunk fic
~~ drabbles xgod-only-knows
~~ wcs x2
~~ feature
~~ letter to conley
~ post
~~ happy things day 2
~~ house update
~~ life update/resolutions
~ housework
~~ vacuum bedroom
~~ fold laundry
~ stare at the [community college] application until my head explodes delayed because I don't feel like having to clean up brain matter
~ first appointment with medicating psychiatrist: 3:30p
~ Bed, Bath, and Beyond run w/fam
~ dinner w/fam
Tags:
melayneseahawk: (double)
explanation

DAY TWO
Whenever I have a bad day at work, I think of this list (stolen from [livejournal.com profile] fiareynne and adjusted slightly):

Reasons to Sleep With a Barista
  • We're used to whipped cream.
  • We make everything extra hot.
  • We know how to keep you up in the morning.
  • We won't fall asleep afterward.
  • We know how to make anyone smile.
  • We initiate conversations.
  • We thank and worship you over and over, even if we know you don't deserve it!
  • Even if sometimes it may only last 10 seconds, you know it's the best damn one you've ever had.
  • Nobody grinds like we do.
  • You ALWAYS find chocolate, whipped cream, caramel, or some other deliciousness on some part of our body.
  • We give you enough cream so you won't complain.
  • We stay fresh for an hour and only need 4 minutes to get ready to go again.
  • We will always give you stuff that you LOVE to slurp and swallow.
  • If we don't give it to you like you want it, we'll keep trying until we make you happy.
  • When we're ready to give it to you, we scream for you no matter how many people are in the room.
  • If giving you what you want is too much for one of us to handle, we'll ask someone else to help. (And sometimes we do things that require another person.)
  • We're all cross trained to work in any position.
  • We can use both hands to multitask.
  • If you leave dissatisfied, we give it to you for free next time.
  • We eliminate the need to do it yourself at home.
  • WE DO IT ON THE BAR!!
melayneseahawk: (double)
explanation

DAY TWO
Whenever I have a bad day at work, I think of this list (stolen from [livejournal.com profile] fiareynne and adjusted slightly):

Reasons to Sleep With a Barista
  • We're used to whipped cream.
  • We make everything extra hot.
  • We know how to keep you up in the morning.
  • We won't fall asleep afterward.
  • We know how to make anyone smile.
  • We initiate conversations.
  • We thank and worship you over and over, even if we know you don't deserve it!
  • Even if sometimes it may only last 10 seconds, you know it's the best damn one you've ever had.
  • Nobody grinds like we do.
  • You ALWAYS find chocolate, whipped cream, caramel, or some other deliciousness on some part of our body.
  • We give you enough cream so you won't complain.
  • We stay fresh for an hour and only need 4 minutes to get ready to go again.
  • We will always give you stuff that you LOVE to slurp and swallow.
  • If we don't give it to you like you want it, we'll keep trying until we make you happy.
  • When we're ready to give it to you, we scream for you no matter how many people are in the room.
  • If giving you what you want is too much for one of us to handle, we'll ask someone else to help. (And sometimes we do things that require another person.)
  • We're all cross trained to work in any position.
  • We can use both hands to multitask.
  • If you leave dissatisfied, we give it to you for free next time.
  • We eliminate the need to do it yourself at home.
  • WE DO IT ON THE BAR!!