Oh, Spam Mail

[melayneseahawk]

Was looking for something else that might have been lost in the spam, and I found these gems:

Put your sword in her scabbard.

Put your doughnut in her oven.

Yeah, first one was funny, but the second made me go "O.o?"

Comments

[fiareynne.livejournal.com]

That brings to mind a man who is quite gifted, in girth, and not so, in length. And has some kind of enlarged urethra.

[melayneseahawk.livejournal.com]

Yeah, that was totally my thought. Still, WTF?

[fiareynne.livejournal.com]

If I ever get laid again, I'm totally going to cry out, "Put your doughnut in my oven!"

[melayneseahawk.livejournal.com]

That's a good way to keep from getting laid again. :P

[fiareynne.livejournal.com]

Nah -- if a person is about to sleep with me, they will have passed a sense of humor test first.

Aren't doughnuts fried, incidentally?

[melayneseahawk.livejournal.com]

Mm, that's true.

Aren't doughnuts fried, incidentally?

Yes, yes they are. I don't even want to know what that could be a euphemism for.