Oh, Spam Mail

[melayneseahawk]

Was looking for something else that might have been lost in the spam, and I found these gems:

Put your sword in her scabbard.

Put your doughnut in her oven.

Yeah, first one was funny, but the second made me go "O.o?"

Comments

[melayneseahawk.livejournal.com]

Mm, that's true.

Aren't doughnuts fried, incidentally?

Yes, yes they are. I don't even want to know what that could be a euphemism for.