"You don't have mono; you're too hyper."

[melayneseahawk]

So, my throat's all sore and the glands in my throat are so swollen they're visible and it hurts to breathe and turn my head. And Dr. Mom feels my throat, looks at my tonsils, checks my temperature with the patented "mom lips to forehead" technique and declares, "You don't have mono; you're too hyper."

What is this world coming to?