note to slashfic writers:

[melayneseahawk]

"hits his button" is one of the least sexy euphemisms for the prostate I have ever read. I'm not supposed to be laughing at your sex scene.

The human body is not an arcade game.

Comments

[melayneseahawk.livejournal.com]

I hate you, you know that?

[muck-a-luck.livejournal.com]

No, you love me!