note to slashfic writers:

[melayneseahawk]

"hits his button" is one of the least sexy euphemisms for the prostate I have ever read. I'm not supposed to be laughing at your sex scene.

The human body is not an arcade game.

Comments

[muck-a-luck.livejournal.com]

:D Now I have the urge to put this phrase into my next story. *snickers*

[melayneseahawk.livejournal.com]

I hate you, you know that?

[muck-a-luck.livejournal.com]

No, you love me!

[theemdash]

Do eet.

[theemdash]

...

Every joke coming to my mind is so, so wrong I can't even say them.

[sid]

Gives a whole new meaning to the phrase "cute as a button", doesn't it?

[melayneseahawk.livejournal.com]

You, ma'am, are going to hell.

[sid]

See you there!

[starkravingsane.livejournal.com]

Um, were you reading that weird Mac/PC slash fiction again? Because that seems to be the only explanation here...

[melayneseahawk.livejournal.com]

That would make too much sense.

No, this was Kirk/Spock fic, and it made me laugh way too hard.

[allandaros.livejournal.com]

You...

You mean nipples don't function as a steering wheel and throttle combo?

Huh. Guess I know what I have been doing wrong.

[prionz-rok.livejournal.com]

*applause*

[allandaros.livejournal.com]

I thought it was all Etch-a-Sketch-y, y'know? One for the X-axis, the other for the Y-axis. It made sense!

the basic erogenous zones. yes chandler, all 7. ;)

[verizonhorizon.livejournal.com]

LOL LOL LOL I get what you mean! But check out what Monica Geller has to say about it (*keeps hearing '7! 7! 7!'*), because I think of this when I hear 'hit his/her button'.

(Starts at 0:49)
(can't embed, but you'll want to click!)
Seven! Seven! Seven! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eouJJYOv1Ao)

Re: the basic erogenous zones. yes chandler, all 7. ;)

[melayneseahawk.livejournal.com]

LOL