note to slashfic writers:

[melayneseahawk]

"hits his button" is one of the least sexy euphemisms for the prostate I have ever read. I'm not supposed to be laughing at your sex scene.

The human body is not an arcade game.

Comments

[allandaros.livejournal.com]

You...

You mean nipples don't function as a steering wheel and throttle combo?

Huh. Guess I know what I have been doing wrong.

[prionz-rok.livejournal.com]

*applause*

[allandaros.livejournal.com]

I thought it was all Etch-a-Sketch-y, y'know? One for the X-axis, the other for the Y-axis. It made sense!