note to slashfic writers:

[melayneseahawk]

"hits his button" is one of the least sexy euphemisms for the prostate I have ever read. I'm not supposed to be laughing at your sex scene.

The human body is not an arcade game.

Comments

[sid]

Gives a whole new meaning to the phrase "cute as a button", doesn't it?

[melayneseahawk.livejournal.com]

You, ma'am, are going to hell.

[sid]

See you there!