note to slashfic writers:

[melayneseahawk]

"hits his button" is one of the least sexy euphemisms for the prostate I have ever read. I'm not supposed to be laughing at your sex scene.

The human body is not an arcade game.

Comments

[starkravingsane.livejournal.com]

Um, were you reading that weird Mac/PC slash fiction again? Because that seems to be the only explanation here...

[melayneseahawk.livejournal.com]

That would make too much sense.

No, this was Kirk/Spock fic, and it made me laugh way too hard.